New release and review - Sally Bend - Futnari Moans and the Sucker's Cure

My life is a bit of nightmare since my internet connection tanked a while ago. I have NO INTERNET IN THE HOUSE!!!!

However, I wanted to share my thoughts on this ridiculously delightful story I read a little while ago, an embarrassingly enjoyable romp into a strange world of improbable lovers (crumbling mummies and sea-monsters among others).

As I sat there reading (and laughing, and occasionally fanning myself in a hurry) I thought "this is completely outrageous ... It really is pretty creepy and absurd ... Then why am I having so much freaky fun with it?" lol

And really I did. It's fun, and sexy, and surreal, and really original.

It is completely outside my usual choice of genre, but it tickled all the right places (in every sense).

It has wonderful humour, an unashamedly sexy main character, a really unusual premise, and it manages, by some miraculous feat of twisted imagination that I cannot adquately describe, to turn an improbable, messy, tentacly, underwater encounter into a perfectly scrumptious piece of erotica.

Witty and hot, and highly recommended.

Futanari Moans, amateur archaeologist and professional tomb raider, has unearthed her share of ancient treasures. With her only weapon the swollen, dripping appendage strapped to her thigh, Moans journeys across the Middle East, dodging traps, scarabs, and undead creatures, while battling foes from home and abroad.

The second-worst thing about having a thirty-five-hundred-year-old mummy for a lover was that the dust got everywhere. The worst thing about it? Well, it turns out that the supernatural drought of a murdered Queen’s cursed sarcophagus is contagious.

Her search for a cure takes her to the cliffs of the Aegean Sea, where she throws herself to the waves, in search of an ancient leviathan of the deep, a tentacled god of the deepest waters. She comes as both a friend and a lover, offering it pleasures not tasted in centuries, but she does not expect it to be quite so . . . well, big.

Packed with 7,000 words of pulp futa adventure, complete with a taboo side of monster erotica, this standalone Futanari Moans adventure is superbly silly, and scandalously sexy! Perfect for fans of her first adventure, or those just discovering her.

Get it on Amazon! 

Woman as a Foreign Language - a Review

After a week more or less away from Microsoft Word, a couple of nice drawings (see previous post for one), and two lovely reviews for WaaFL, I feel more motivated to pick up Spice and Vanilla where I left it.
A couple of big scenes left and lots of small stuff to tweak, and then we'll be getting to the end hopefully!

Read the whole new review here:
http://bibrary.blogspot.fr/2017/12/woman-as-foreign-language-by-katherine.html

Thank you, Sally!

Tenderly Wicked - Katerina Ross - a review

It’s been a long time since I refused to get out of bed in the morning on Sunday because I simply had to finish a book. This just happened with Tenderly Wicked.

It might seem strange to review a book by talking about a different book, but I would like to mention Lauren P. Burka’s short stories Mate and Whip Hand, which have been for years and years my very favourite bits of erotic writing. They are actually one story, in a way, featuring the same characters, Terry and D’Shane, a S/M gay couple who find each other and themselves when their sub/Dom relationship clicks into place. There was so much emotion for me in that story, in the way these two beautifully flawed characters discovered things about themselves through BDSM. The story had one major defect…it was too short…

That is where Tenderly Wicked comes in for me. It has something of the same emotional charge… but it goes into a much more articulate exploration of the two characters’ journey, which is as much psychological as physical (maybe more).

I have been swept away into this book since the very start. The moment Vadim made an entrance, actually. Vadim, whose point of view is never explored in the story. I know some Romance readers have an issue with this, but isn’t it how real life is? You fall in love with someone, and you never have the luxury of being into their heads. They are an unknowable mystery you can only explore day by day, skirting disaster, hoping to get the hang of them at some point. And that is what Max needs to do, as a Dom and as a friend, to make sense of this incredibly beautiful, strangely damaged, self-destructive, sweet riddle that Vadim is. I have been deeply moved and shaken by this character. And his final dramatic act… well, no spoilers, but, it completely blew me away.

And I loved the Russian setting of the book. I enjoyed Max’s explorations of the Moscow streets and attractions as much as I enjoyed his explorations of Vadim’s slim, gorgeous body.

Tenderly Wicked on Amazon

Praise for Woman as a Foreign Language

 

"This was the great reading surprise of the year! The author intrigued me when she stated, "I did want to write a story about those people who, despite not being transsexuals, do not identify so easily as just man or woman, but are somewhere in-between, often in unlabeled places of the in-between, and, I think, the more beautiful for that." And succeed, she did. Everything about this story is beautiful, from the masterfully crafted atmospheric scenes to the purity of the characters' hearts and souls and their individual developments toward becoming trustful, self-confident, loving persons. Their POVs were so deep, a day later I can still feel like I'm inside their skins, their minds, their core. This book touched me on many levels and is going to stick with me for a long while. I can't recommend it enough!"

 

 

Amazon Review